Music Reviews, Musings, and Art Shits

Contributors: Lord Mokrap, T, C, Danny Martin, and Yonder Tarr

8th June 2010

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1st June 2010

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Live: Operation Godzilla Chomp

Live: Operation Godzilla Chomp

30th May 2010

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Myself with Danny Martin’s Dio memorial painting.
-Yonder Tarr

Myself with Danny Martin’s Dio memorial painting.

-Yonder Tarr

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23rd May 2010

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Hayaino Daisuki’s Speed Metal Dojo

Any band that substitutes a picture of a bunch of chicks imitating the back cover of “Reign in Blood” for an actual photo of the band in their liner notes probably has their hearts in the right place.

Hayaino Daisuki (“we love speed” in Japanese) is a living love letter to ’80s Japanese thrash and speed metal put together when Jon Chang and Takafumi Matsubara aren’t doing Gridlink.  So far, they’ve released two EP’s, “Headbanger’s Karaoke Club Dangerous Fire” and “Invincible Gate Mind of the Infernal Fire Hell…or Did You Mean Hawai’i Daisuki.”  I bought their first EP thinking 1) that the name was hilarious and 2) that it would be some sort of grindcore, given the pedigree of the players.

I was way off, but I don’t think I’ve ever been so completely won over by a band so quickly in my life.  Opening with a scream that would make a young Tom Arraya blush, “Into the Throat of Berserk” kicks off HKCDF.  Chang’s banshee screech.  Dry raspy guitars.  Pounding drums.  Thrumming bass.  Brief pause.  All hell breaks loose!

You could drop the needle anywhere on either EP and have your face peeled back!  Chang abandons the high/low attack he used in Discordance Axis and focuses instead on a throat shredding, piercing shriek.  In keeping with the band’s ethos of “way too much for you all the time,” he just never shuts up, unleashing a nearly constant barrage of insanity.  He pauses only to allow mindbending guitar solos to slash out, and presumably to occasionally breathe.  Unless he can do that Kenny G breathing thing.  I think he can.  At 1:57 into “Haitro Ikotsu Gakidou,” up second on HKCDF, Chang pulls off the most badass thing I’ve ever heard him do in any of the bands he’s fronted.  I’m out of synonyms for “scream,” but I can tell you the hair on my arms stands up every time I hear it.  On my first spin, I actually started laughing.  It was so amazing no other reaction seemed possible.  Michelle Bowlin is listed as a backup vocalist, but the only song I can say for certain I hear anyone other than Chang on is “Kirei” from the second EP.  Just as piercing and unhinged as Chang, but with a sort of punk edge in her voice, she more than holds her own alongside the Grindcore Ninja Commando.

The guitar playing on both EP’s is quite simply orgasmic.  Lots of tremolo picked rhythm lines set up furious eruptions of face melting shred.  The soloing is much more speed metal than thrash, focusing more on warp-speed melody than whammy bar abuse (although there are a few leads that would make Kerry King smile).  Soaring twin guitar harmonies zip by at obscene speeds, as if early Helloween got stuffed into a blender with some Bay Area thrash.  There are even some harmonies that sound a bit like something a second wave Norwegian black metal band could have written.  The short run times of their two releases may worry some of you, but fear not:  there are more riffs in HD’s roughly 27 minutes of recorded music than most bands could ever hope to write.  Everything is happening all at once, always.

The bass is audible, always thumping along just underneath the churn of the six stringers.  Nothing fancy, but it does the trick just fine.  The drumming is possessed of an appropriately breakneck abandon.  Snapping thrash beats, lots of cool fills and rolls.  This music, true to the form to which it pays tribute, is all about the guitars and the vocals.  However, HD’s rhythm section has the speed to keep everything rolling and are loose enough to keep everything frantic and desperate without being sloppy. 

Both EP’s have a “recorded live in the studio” sort of charm to them.  None of the quantized, sterile “hospital metal” sound that is so popular today.  This sounds real.

I highly recommend this band to anyone who appreciates speed metal or thrash.  HD are clearly madly in love with speed, especially the Japanese scene in the ‘80s.  They’re poking a little fun at the style and still falling prostrate at the altar of FASSSSTERRRRRRRRRR!!!!  An homage without being “retro,” fun without being a joke, Hayaino Daisuki are utterly one-of-a-kind and any speedfreak needs to hear HD slay.

The Emperor wishes they would cut a few notes.

-Lord Mokrap

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7th March 2010

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28th February 2010

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Torche: Meanderthal

Get your happiness out of my metal!

There are times when I become acutely aware of just how inappropriate the machine-gun bursts of blastbeat aggression that make up so much of my music collection are for what’s happening.  This happens to me quite often when I’m walking my dog on warm days.  There we are:  man and beast pushing our way through a pleasantly overgrown field.  The sun is up, bright and fuzzy.  A warm breeze whispers about grass and pine trees.  Mieszko Talarczyk screams, “AN EMPTY SHELL IS ALL THAT REMAINNNNNS!”  This isn’t working.

I remember a summer when my musical myopia seemed particularly inadequate.  I had just started dating a girl, had just graduated college, and was spending the last few months before law school making sure I had a really, really good time.  Suffocation just didn’t cut it.  I think I went an entire week without a single “HURRGGHGLLRRRR” or Tom Arraya scream.

Not to say that metal isn’t uplifting.  Slayer makes me happy.  It really, really does.  But it’s a different sort of happy.  It’s a more intense, let’s run in circles and make faces and do pushups sort of happiness.  There’s a reason black metal bands look (even more) fucking ridiculous if they’re playing in the daytime.

Yesterday was warm and fuzzy.  It’s been a fairly bitter winter by Alabama standards, so I was pleasantly surprised by the sunshine.  As much as I pretend to enjoy the cold, I’m really looking forward to spring.  That’s where “Meanderthal” comes in.

From the angelic mass choir of opener “Triumph of Venus,” the album blasts sunshine into your skull until the surprisingly heavy and depressed closer.  Fuzzed out Sabbath thump props up soaring guitar melodies and overjoyed mountain man howling that is almost always delivered in a harmony.  If you really want to piss off a troll, tell them this is “sludge pop.”  The songs are rather short for this sort of music, which is not a bad thing:  they’re only short because Torche are playing them fast!  This is what stoner rock sounds like if you play it on the wrong rpm, I think.  At around 1:30 – 2 minutes a pop, Torche cram every second with positive energy and batshit melody.  Until the album’s closer “Meanderthal” sounds like it’s grinning ear to ear, even when things get heavy.

If you’re the kind of asshole who likes to drive way too fast on those mythical backroads where it’s “totally ok because no one is ever on them” most of this album would sound great in your car!

And then there’s the title track.  Closer “Meanderthal” is all ominous bass rumble and building tension.  Pounding war drums and scathing feedback scream “DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR!”  A true sucker punch.

So, my advice to the pale unwashed masses:  spring is coming.  Get off your ass, go outside, smile!  It’s quite alright to do these things.  In fact, I say it’s fucking metal.

-Lord Mokrap

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28th February 2010

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Live Review: Nile/Immolation/Krisiun/Dreaming Dead, 02.05.2010

Nile, Immolation, Krisiun. What a line-up! Needless to say, I was giddy with anticipation for this monster of a death metal show. I’m happy to report that it somehow managed to exceed my sky-high expectations.

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The show started with a couple of forgettable performances from a local band and a deathcore group. However, the next group to play, Dreaming Dead, annihilated any lingering memories of the show’s unfortunate beginning. Dreaming Dead is fronted by a female, Elizabeth Elliot, who is quite easy on the eyes in addition to excelling at growling and guitar butchery. It was quite amusing to see some of the crusty metalheads in the audience swooning over Ms. Elliot as if they were teenage girls in the 1950s at an Elvis show. However, getting past the “hot female playing death metal” thing, which is catnip to many a grizzled metalhead dude (present company not excluded, i must admit), the real take-away from the performance is simply that Dreaming Dead delivered a commanding and fierce assault. Asses were bludgeoned.

Next up came Krisiun, the well-oiled Brazilian death machine. Frontman Alex Camargo emerged sporting a Sepultura Schizophrenia shirt, showing pride in the legendary early work of his nation’s metal titans. Krisiun, as always, delivered a tight and militant performance that whipped the crowd into a frenzy. I was pummelled mercilessly, and I enjoyed every second of it. Additionally, it is always a positive experience to be on the receiving end of Camargo’s stage banter. Without ever ceasing his death metal growl, he frequently voices appreciation to the crowd for making it possible for his band to create and perform the savage art from which we all draw strength. A man who knows the true meaning of being bonded by metal, that one.

Immolation was the band that I was most looking forward to seeing, having not had the chance to do so previously, and they were also the band that impressed me the most. Immolation are true and pure death metal, and yet they are totally one-of-a-kind. However, they don’t engage in any gimmicky bullshit to carve out their own niche. Their uniqueness comes from the subtleties of their songwriting. I was very hopeful that the power of their singular brand of death metal would translate well into the live setting, and it sure as shit did. Their undulating riffs and serpentine rhythms totally captured the crowd into their thrall. The audience alternated between a tumultuous moshing and a gyrating whipping of heads to the bizarre rhythms. The whole scenario resembled an esoteric communion of a sect that revels in death worship… and I suppose that’s just what it was.

After having already been chewed up and spit out several times by mighty dealers in death, the crowd was still wild and ravenous… and ready to be force fed a lethal slab of Egyptian-style punishment. Nile emerged after a long sound check with a crushing barrage that justified the wait. Dallas Toler-Wade’s freshly shorn skull has turned him into an even creepier visage than he has been in the past, and he led the attack, front and center, with Karl Sanders wreaking havoc at his right. Nile’s sound was massive as they unleashed a torrent of songs from throughout their career. George Kollias’s drumming evoked an army of charging elephants. I found “Execration Texts” to be the most satisfyingly vicious of the songs they played. They also played several songs from their stellar new record, Those Whom The Gods Detest, which translated excellently live… especially the unrelenting “Hittite Dung Incantation.”

The performances were unbelievable, but they were not the only high points of the night for me. Being immersed in a vital metal community, out in full force for the elite aural mayhem on display that night, was a moving experience in itself. It’s the little things that tug at the strings of this metal heart. It is the 50 year old venerable metal elder in a Kreator shirt giving me props for my Coroner Punishment for Decadence shirt. It is the precocious teenage metalheads who got so excited about the impending performance of Nile that they tried to start a pit during the soundcheck. The metal circle of life was on full display. It was one of those nights that really affirms your love of the music and your pride in being among the kindred, the select few who truly know. Long live the supreme metal of death!

-Yonder Tarr

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16th February 2010

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Grincore
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Grincore

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15th February 2010

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Bustin’ out the gates.
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Bustin’ out the gates.


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9th February 2010

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Katatonia: Brave Murder Day

I can’t divorce my views on “Brave Murder Day” from vivid memories of my high school years. This album was for the times when the tenuous nature of social connections loomed like a threatening shadow and drove me to seek obscurity. It was for the times when reflexive smiles, forced laughs, protocol, and little power struggles waged on the scorched earth of polite conversation became overwhelming. I would seek out my favorite spot by the pond in the local park, pop in the headphones, and with the strains of this record everything unnecessary would melt away. “Brave Murder Day” still serves this purpose for me. Eyes glaze, images and vague associations take over from the here and now. The clenched jaw slackens; the teeth cease their grinding. There is only the music and light filtering through water, demanding nothing but rewarding perception.

The album opens with a sunny riff, chugging along, fragile and complacent. Mikael Akerfeldt’s grizzled roar commences, but does not disturb the sunny disposition. The drums plow a steady march into what must come. Then suddenly, a bitterly weeping riff tears the curtain away, and melody gives way to dirge. Akerfeldt becomes a wounded beast in his death throes, mighty still in his last desperate moments. Such is the emotional range of “Brave Murder Day.”

Repeatedly, the album builds to crescendos of violent mourning. At times it revels in bereavement, and it seems to enshrine loss as a necessary part of the order of things. However, Katatonia does not choose dissonace and formlessness as a vehicle for such explorations. Pop structures and melody can be found throughout most of the album, making it a relatively easy pill to swallow if you can handle the shrieks. The sound is brilliantly layered, and yet the stark simplicity of each element shines through.

Perhaps the greatest strength of “Brave Murder Day” is that it is not all gloom, doom, puffy cheeks, black lipstick, and pouting lips. One not accustomed to the more harsh and overbearing conventions of the death/doom genre may be too distracted to pick up on this, but, as noted before, the album paints with a wide range of emotional hues, from melancholy to visceral woe to an ephemeral yet potent happiness. Life is bittersweet. It is a horrible, beautiful mess. “Brave Murder Day” taps into that dynamic, and in doing so it rings true. Its beauty is in its truth.

-Yonder Tarr

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